Reviews
"…it will undoubtedly become one of America's most cherished cookbooks of all time." -Eater.com "Like any good parody, this manages to make fun of both the flabby porn of "Fifty Shades" and the gushing language of "food porn…" -BonAppetit.com "…this genius little tidbit that combines the sexual and the culinary…" -Glamour.com "All signs indicate that Fifty Shades of Chicken , a new cookbook parodying erotic novel Fifty Shades of Grey , is the real deal. We can't get over the hilarity of the description on the book's web site." -Huffington Post, "Will undoubtedly become one of America's most cherished cookbooks of all time." -- Eater "Like any good parody, this manages to make fun of both the flabby porn of Fifty Shades and the gushing language of 'food porn.'" -- Bon Appetit "This genius little tidbit that combines the sexual and the culinary," -- Glamour "All signs indicate that Fifty Shades of Chicken , a new cookbook parodying erotic novel Fifty Shades of Grey , is the real deal. We can't get over the hilarity of the description on the book's web site." -- HuffPost "The book that spawned 'mommy porn' has now given a new meaning to playing with your food. . . You'll never look at chickens the same way again." -- Salon "Besides clever writing with laugh-out-loud double entendres, Fifty Shades of Chicken offers 50 (of course) tempting recipes, among them Crunchy Chicken Parmesan Croquettes and Cranberry Baked Chicken With Apple Cider." --The Republic, "...it will undoubtedly become one of America's most cherished cookbooks of all time." -Eater.com "Like any good parody, this manages to make fun of both the flabby porn of "Fifty Shades" and the gushing language of "food porn..." -BonAppetit.com "...this genius little tidbit that combines the sexual and the culinary..." -Glamour.com "All signs indicate that Fifty Shades of Chicken , a new cookbook parodying erotic novel Fifty Shades of Grey , is the real deal. We can't get over the hilarity of the description on the book's web site." -Huffington Post "The book that spawned "mommy porn" has now given a new meaning to playing with your food. . . You'll never look at chickens the same way again." -Salon.com "Besides clever writing with laugh-out-loud double entendres, Fifty Shades of Chicken offers 50 (of course) tempting recipes, among them Crunchy Chicken Parmesan Croquettes and Cranberry Baked Chicken With Apple Cider." -The Republic
Table of Content
1: The Novice Bird Extra-Virgin Chicken, Vanilla Chicken, Popped-Cherry Pullet, Learning-to-Truss-You, Chicken with a Lardon, Spanked Hen, Hot-Rubbed Hen, Spicy Fowl, Slicked Chick, Hard and Crisp Chicken on Soft Dumplings, Basted Bird, Holy Mole!, Chili-Lashed Fricassee, Bone-In Broiler, Cock Au Vin, Pulled Pullet, and Please-Don't-Stop Chicken 2: Falling to Pieces: Chicken Parts and Bits Holy-Hell Wings, Bound Wings, Chicken-Strip Tease, Sticky (Chicken) Fingers, Dripping Thighs, Spread and Stuffed Thighs, Pounded Thighs, Creamed Chicken Supreme, Go-Get-the-Butter Breasts, Steamy White Meat, Chicken and Tongue Ring, Pounded Tenderloin, Crimson Chicken Breasts, Iced Chicken Salad, Skewered Chicken, Chicken Hearts and Flowers, Chicken Sub 3: Advanced Technique: Chickens Gone Wild Spatchcocked Chicken, Capon on Top, Boned Chicken, Spread-Eagle Chicken, Safe-Word Fowl, Hard-Limit Bird, Hogtied and Porked Chicken (with sausage), Red-Cheeked Chook (with apple), You Dirty Bird, Backdoor Beer Can Chicken, Erect Chicken, Forcemeat Chicken Foam, Hard-Slapped Roaster, Rough-Stuffed Clucker, Quailing Chicken Gelee, (Flame) Licked Chick Epilogue Acknowledgments Index
